Everybody please write comments for my blog so I know people are reading it, and please don't make fun of me or anything just write good things

Okay listen up guys. I pour my heart and soul into this blog, and what do I get into return? Silence. Am I writing to a wall??

Hey dudes, I'm a reasonable kind of guy, I know you're busy and all, with your girlfriends and your friends and RL (real life), but I really put alot of effort into this blog. I do it for you guys, I want to give you something special. That something special is a part of me, and my life. We're nothing without someone around to acknowledge us, and sometimes... well... sometimes... I just feel like I'm nonexistant! The first thing I do when I wake up is check my blog for comments, and what do I normally see? 0.

Am I not good enough for you guys!? What about that time when I pretended like I was writing in a diary, but I was really blogging, but I was making fun of how blogging is kind of like writing in a diary. Nobody wrote any comments, but that was a funny rollicking satire I thought. Okay, so maybe satire is too sophisticated, so what did I do? I rolled up my sleeves and brought out the funny cannons... Funny in the hole!!

So I started talking about overweight african american girls, and how one of them didn't want half of a subway sandwitch because she felt the subway diet was for overweight people. I didn't receive comments, did you guys get that one? If you didn't, let me explain it so you can think its as funny as i thought. You see, she was the overweight one, but she was saying the subway diet was for fat people! Hahaha. I think it's the irony that made that one funny, but it's okay if you didn't get it, lots of people have trouble understanding what exactly irony is.

Or what about the time I made a little poem on masturbation. Okay guys, you got me - I'll admit that sometimes, I'm prone to being a bit overly ribald in my quest to jitter your comfort zones and *SHOCK* you into hilarity! But I thought the grotesque ploy was justifiable in its lewdness because it made up for it in funny factor! But no comments....

I know I know, it was too immature right? What then people? What do I have to do to make you laugh?

Comment and let me know!!!!