Richard Gere's overly confident gaze which speaks of undeniable sexiness, despite his having gray hair

Okay ladies and gents, I'm not gay or anything, but you really don't have to be to notice Richard Gear's overly confident gaze which speaks of undeniable sexiness, despite his having gray hair. I was watching the Jackal the other day, boring fucking movie, but Richard Gere was in it. Okay that last sentence may have come out wrong, just so it's not misconstrued - I'm not saying I watched the movie because Richard Gear was in it, nor am I saying that Richard Gear being in the movie was like some sort of conselation to make up for how fucking boring the movie was... I'm just saying Richard Gere was in the movie, k?

But whaaaa the fuuuuck is up with that gaze? You know what i'm talking about people. In the movie, he was even looking at guys with that fucking look slapped across his face. Was he sitting there one day thinking, "I got voted best looking man in America, and in order to uphold my image, I'm gonna stare at every person i see with a look that captures "Richard Gereness" in its entirety, in hopes to imbue them with a sexiness that turns prudes to rapists, pre-pubescants to ball-droppers, nuns to nymphos... For I am Richard Gere, and I have... "the gear". So he went the mirror and practiced cringing his eyes slightly, curving his lips to a slappably smug smile of contentment, widening his pupils to serve as a peephole into the "essance of his sexy soul"...and he stared and stared... imagining his eyes were like lazer beams piercing the hearts of post-menopause housewives and kitten collecting widows, and in his most conceited moments, even desiring to pierce the heart of gay men all over America. Cuz yes, he is Richard Gere folks, the hottest man in America, and he comes prepared with an overly confident gaze which speaks of undeniable sexiness, despite his having gray hair

But I gotta admit, he knows the rules of the game. There's alot of science involved in a gaze. It's primal shit people. Just a simple look can produce PEA in the brain, a chemical responsible for feelings of lust. As a matter of fact, any scientific nerd who gets no females will tell you that the best way to get females is through eye contact. That and having a huge dick. Not all of us have huge dicks, but we all got eyes. So, knock em down tiger, just don't be gay like Richard Gere.