I must resist the temptation to kill

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At first i thought this was some sort of computer programming language. Upon further examination, it turns out to be the shit the flows through this breezy bitch's head. And i see this all too often. This bullshit is sprouting up everywhere. It takes more time to type like this than it does TYPING NORMAL FUCKING SENTENCES. So if you're gonna take the time out to type like that, I'd hope you're trying to come across with some kind of statement. Apparently the statement is, "I'm a dumb breezy bitch that would rather butcher the English language than come across as a decent, cognitive, intelligent individual". fUck mY aSs ~~~