This post sucks.

Terrets syndrome in church. Wouldn't that be funny? "Body of Christ". "fuck! shit! cunt wapoo blrrrweepo!"

So its settled, turkey is my new sleeping pill. I ate so much damn turkey and i passed sooo the fuck out. This was an interesting Thanksgiving too, because my dad didn't drink. A certain aunt wasn't there, otherwise known as my dad's Chinese drinking buddy. But my dad was still funny as shit regardless - the booze usually just helps his humor be a bit more traumatizingly offensive to all the conservative asian relatives in the room. Its a funny picture to imagine, an abrasively raunchy mexican sitting amid a bunch of short Asians. Me and my cousin were watching a video of Tara Reid's titty popping out, and my dad kept complaining out loud how the video quality wasn't good enough to get a distinct view of the nipple. He summed up his dissapointment as following, "awww maaan i wanted to see some niiipple". Like a child. He then went on talking about that lady who chopped off her kids arms, during the main course of the meal. He has a knact for getting into the details too. It's just funny, he's so far off in his own world. I know this because so am I.

I'm so far off in my own world its amazing. And I'm not saying this as if i were in some world of genius, untappable to the common mind. I"m just one wierd motherfucker. But I like that. Besides my ADD doesn't help either my spacing out into my own little world. I took a test the other day just to see if maybe my inclination that i had a fucked up case of ADD was true. Does your gpa suck? Check. Do you like drugs? Check. Apparently i have one fucked up case of ADD. Holy shit i'm the spokesperson for Attention Defeceit Disorder. I don't even know what the fuck i'm talking about anymore. I want to goto sleep. Okay maybe its not that bad, but fuck, some medicine would do me good.