Religions of the world summed up

So i saw this floating around today and pissed myself laughing. It was worth it though... urinating on myself in exchange for a good har har. Checkit. It's the religions of the world summed up quite nicely.

TAOISM: Shit happens.
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
ISLAM: If shit happens, take a hostage.
HINDUISM: This shit happened to me before.
MORMON: This shit is going to happen again.
SEVENTH DAY ADVENTIST: No shit on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, knock "Shit happens".
ATHEISM: No shit.
EXISTENTIALISM: What is shit, anyway?
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let's smoke this shit.
PROTESTANTISM: Let the shit happen to someone else
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, I deserve it.
JUDAISM: Why does this shit always happen to us?