The day the world was shat upon

You gotta love all the doomsday talk sprouting up after this tsunami incident. Nah, you just gotta love doomsday talk in general. They're really doing us a favor, letting us know about the impending doom of humanity and all. Thank you very much you religious freaks, I'll make sure to dress up extra warm when i leave the house from now on. Because anytime now God might decide to punish me for all the countless sperm cells i let drift down the drain, or for that one time i laughed at a retarded kid cuz it looked like he was playing hide-n-go-seek with his tongue. What ever happened to just the plain old fact that people die, because the earth needs to live? The earth is gonna do what it needs to do to survive, just like we need to fart and piss to go on. It's a simple fact of life, everything pees and poos, sometimes its just in metaphorical terms.

And how egotistical is it to talk about the end of the world, when its really just the end of mankind? "Oh my Lord its the end of the world". No its the end of humanity you little turd, the world will go on. Everything will stay the same, cept for us. We're really not THAT special, Jesus may have walked on water but if he pissed in the wind i'm sure he'd still get wet. Okay I don't know what that means, but you catch my drift.

And i'm real sorry this whole tsunami thing happened, but I wish people would leave God out of it. So wuts the deal, if less than 50,000 people die its a natural disaster, if its 50,000 + its God punishing us? Why is God punishing a bunch of third world nations? You'd think the first place on his naughty list would be Las Vegas or Tara Reid's vagina. And isn't it kind of a contradiction to say God is punishing humanity, then mourn the dead at the same time. That's like total beaten wife syndrone (BWS) all the way. "Awww God you little devil you, killing all those innocent people and whatnot, still love ya cutie, smooches... WHYYYY IS THIS HAPPENING? Do as you please God my will is yours. 160,000 DEAD YOU"RE FUCKING ME". But oh well, to the wind to the wind... To the wind goes my urine.