Wet

Right now I got my hair down all shaggy covering my eyes, and I'm taking shots of Hansen's Natural Mandarin Lime flavored soda. I'm pretending ths soda is alcohol and that I'm washing my pain away. I even wince after every shot. Because of the carbonation though. Then I slam my cup down and pour another shot from my can, while I look despondantly at my computer screen. I just let out a long sigh right now. I'm drinking my pain away people.

What pain, you motherfucking ask? I had to wake up at 7, after going to bed at 3 the night before. That's like um... 4 hours of sleep. Then I had to write five pages of pure utter crap on the Aztec Indians, as if I didn't fucking learn about them in 5th grade, goto school, then tutor. That's like 3 things to do in one day, each of them clawing and taking chunks off of Greg's energy meter. Okay, I understand that some of you out there are moms and in one day you do ten times the work I just did. Here's a goddamn cookie. I'm spent people.

If you all haven't caught on, this is my attempt at a post with nothing to say, in hopes that it turns you all on. Is it turning you on? Are you "wet", as they say? I'll keep going.

Maybe I should stop directing my posts towards women and write for guys. What's up fellas? Beer. Cars. Tools. I'm scratching my balls right now. Fuck. Shit. Testosterone. What a delicious piece of ass. If you could only see the motherfucking titties on her. I'd fucking fuck the fucking shit out of her - okay I think I suck at this guy talk.

I've never been a guy talker, I have bros and shit, but I"m definately not a guy talker. I could talk about pornography and various porn stars for days, that's about it. Tawny Roberts, Taylor Rain, Monica Sweetheart, Amber Lynn, uum who else. AHAHAHA, just playing Amber, but I'm sure i'm not the first to tell you - you have a beautiful porn star name. I'd sell the rights to it on ebay, I'm sure an up and cummer would love to buy it.